Below are the 25 most recent journal entries.

	2005.07.18  12.07 Extend the rings on your mobile phone. Sick of your mobile always going to message bank without you answering it - because it only rings for 15 seconds? My boss was. He asked me to extend the rings. After going through the phone and realising I couldn't do it, I searched the Internet. I didn't find anything. I knew there were codes that you could type in - from my previous work experience. But couldn't find it. I had to call Telstra. The provided me with the code that I knew existed. And today I share it with ye: The below code will extend the ring time to 30 secs (from 15 seconds) before it deverts to message bank. Just tye it like you would a phone number: **61*101**30# (dial) or: **61*mobilenumber*10# (dial) Hope this helps anyone that stumbles across it. (Works for Telstra in Australia, may not work for CDMA.)

	2004.11.13  00.19 Finished Uni I knew the time would come when I stopped writing as often...I knew it wouldn't last long! But hopefully I will write more! YAY. Well, I have finally finished my Uni degree, and am awaiting the results...Interesting. I have appiled for a Graduate position as part of the k2b program in Tasmania, and very much hope to get a job out of it. I am of course very interested in technology and computers, and this coupled with my marketing degree would be an awesome job. So if any of you prospective emplyers are reading this : HIRE ME :) You might recall that I made a point that I had reached number 1 in google with my website, and the journal was number 7 with the keysearch of "kramy". Well, a week or so after that post, my journal fell to about 40th and kramyland fell to about 20 or so...but it seems Google have updated their databases and kramy is top of the pile again, with Kramys LiveJournal directly below it! (and the google...kramy this..kramy that post being number 3 - SO IT DOES WORK! awesome). So I want to see if posting another word, something like DILBERT - a few hundred times, might become associated with this journal? wannt to see? ok here goes... Well I have only recently become very interested in the comic Dilbert. I used to see Dilbert on tv on the comedy channel and thought Dilbert was a very funny show. Dilbert for those of you who don't know is about an engineer working in an office like situation, where Dilbert has a very stupid boss and very funny business related stuff to Dilbert occurs. Now Dilbert is hilarious. Dilbert frequently makes one-line jokes and observations. But other characters in Dilbert also do this. Dilbert is now released on DVD, and I think everyone should watch Dilbert for a bit of Dilbert comic relief. Dilbert is not for everyone. Dilbert may not be everyones cup of Dilbert. To write Dilbert in many Dilbert sentences is Dilbert hard. I wonder if Dilbert or me could get into trouble for writing Dilbert so many times in an attempt to get google to recognise dilbert with this site. I dont think it will work.This is the link to Dilbert's official Dilbert site. Is that enough Dilbert talk? Dilbert Dilbert Dilbert. Please tell me if writing Dilbert lots of times is unethical. Leave a Dilbert comment. I will remove this post if kramy becomes to high on the Dilbert list at google. Dilbert. Please read the Dilbert Principal It funny stuff. Dilbert is funny. Dilbert's dog is funny - Dogbert. Mmm is that enough Dilbert's? Lets see.... Bye for now. /send Kramy Unofficially sponsored by Dilbert

	2004.10.24  21.02 Who Links Here

	2004.10.21  16.11 I'm loving these ads...I've got 4 cents already!

	2004.10.19  09.59 Click on my sponsors...you dont have to sign up...but please do....I make 2 cents for each click! PLUS..thats like 3.4 cents in Australian dollars! WOOT!

	2004.10.19  09.56 "Spider-Man: I've finally finished my book, using only a "Chestnut" crayon and a folded up piece of paper. Most people need grants, quiet and decades of life experience. All I needed was "Chestnut!"" Check out the rest of Spidey's reviews of all 96 Crayola Crayons! It is worth it...even just for the poop joke! Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three

	2004.10.19  01.51

	2004.10.16  15.08 longford show Yay went to the longford show today. There was so many people there! Strange seeing there was the Launceston show not long ago - 2 weeks or so. Well, me and my niece went on the dodgem cars! It was fun......wham! Hehe. We went on them twice. I had some chips. I played a roll the ball and knock over the bottles game, and when i got there the guy moved the bottles further away! BSTEARED! Then we saw some horses and dogs and Llamas and hay and mini-horses and stuff like that...there were heaps of drugs there..oh oops...showbags i mean...they are the same really....small bags that are full of shit and cost way too much....then we left and I got a double icecream with 3 scoops - it was show day after all....seeya /send kramy sponsored by sony

	2004.10.10  01.07 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkk Labour lost the election....3 more years of poltical disgrace and lies from one johnnie howard is upon us.....

	2004.10.09  11.32 GOOGLE number 1 YAY!!!! What a momentous occasion! I have cut through all the other crap on Google...and now have a number 1 search under KRAMY....look for yourself! GOOGLE ROCKS And this journal is ranked number 9...I better fix that.... KRAMY is good...Kramy is funny...Kramy is awesome blogger....Kramy updates very regulary at the moment.....Kramy updating won't last....Kramy is Kramy...To be Kramy or not to be Kramy...Kramy is the question....Kramy is ugly....Kramy is hot...Kramy is not....Kramy want's a new computer....Kramy want's alienware...Kramy loves Toshiba stuff....Kramy wants a dvd/hd recorder....It's a Kramy....Panasonic should release a Kramy product....Kramy is cool....Kramy is wasting time....Kramy should work....Kramy is trying to get free stuff from Sony, Toshiba, Panasonic, whoever comes first....Kramy will write a Kramy-fantasic Kramy blog review....Kramy...Kramy..Kramy...oi...oi...oi...is writing Kramy heaps against Google ethics...Does Kramy have ethics....Kramy does....Kramy has stream of kramy-consciousness....Kramy has sore shoulder...Kramy is slow today...Kramy has homework to do...Kramy should do some...Sony....Toshiba....DVD...Kramy....what is happening Kramy?....Oh lets try some more Kramy.....Did I mention Kramy? Hope that works! **** UPDATE: just checked altavista and yahoo and kramy.com is number 1 on all! But this journal is nowhere to be seen! BASTARDS! ****

	2004.10.09  11.20 LATHAM for PM Even though on The Chaser on ABC, it implied that noone actually reads election blogs, I thought i had better make a posting... Latham should win the election....he probably won't....but she should. Get rid of the lie-telling-monkey-man and put someone in "who is in touch with middle australia". Where the middle of Australia is, who knows ... Marla Bore maybe? Even if he is only in touch with the 150 people that are populated there, he is still in better touch than Little Johnnie Howard. __________________________________ References: Australia Map Marla Population</font></font>

	2004.10.09  01.00 This is preety cool...a keyboard designed specifically for the much awaited release. I wonder if more strategic alliances will occur with gaming....a Microsoft Mouse in the shape of a dwarf for instance?

	2004.10.09  00.34 Now this is AWESOME! Nano-ITX Motherboards "Impress Watch has pictures of a new Nano-ITX board from VIA and it's pretty amazing. When almost your whole motherboard can be cooled by a single spanning heatsink, I'd say you've just opened up a whole new world for case modders and home theater nuts. The Nano-ITX board on display, the Epia-N, uses an 800MHz Nehemiah processor—certainly enough to play back movies and browse the web." Gizmo IMAGINE the possibilities....small little computers that do everything that the desktop does....you could take it everywhere, like a little white house mouse in your pocket...how cute.

	2004.10.09  00.19 THIS IS AMAZING! AMAZING ZOOM ART

	2004.10.09  00.12 Arrrrrghhh ALIENS are in my head! Some people must have either too much time on their hands are way too paranoid! The following is a website that details how to make a "thought screen helmet" that "blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans". Um, ok. http://stopabductions.com/

	2004.10.09  00.06 Ever get embarrased....? The following site tests if you know the difference between people from Korean, Chinese or Japanese origin. http://www.alllooksame.com/ I must live in a bubble of pure caucasianess because I got 7 out of 18. But that is the average of 1.3 million people....so me not too bad :) Let me know what you get!

	2004.10.08  23.57 Sign-writing http://mylifeasafischer.com/heresyoursign/ Have a bit of fun!

	2004.10.08  23.22

	2004.10.08  02.58 Regular I really should get some metamucil and start making this postings more regular. But why?  Noone probably reads them anyway, apart from my mummy and possibly bro.  But hey, who cares! Well, some pretty exciting news in cricket today -  Michael Clarke in his debut test, top-scored with 151 and became the 17th batsman on debut to score a century.  Awesome stuff!  Australia are in pretty good shape, and unless they loose the plot will comfortably win this match.  What are they going to do now with the team, when Ponting comes back?  Especially if Clarke gets another big score.  Maybe Martyn or Lehmen will be omitted?  I say Martyn....what a dilemma!  Well, I have again fallen addicted to Warcraft 3, I have been playing it for a good 3 years now, and am still not sick of it.  Tonight I played a game that lasted 1:20hrs, and i won the game against 3 opponents....I was wrapped! Uni is coming to close for me, only one more week of classes, 1 more test and 1 more assignment and then its all over red rover.  I am pretty well caught up with 3 of my 4 subjects, but one of them I have hardly read any of the book...oh well, still got about a month before exams are over! My girlfriend and I have recently bought a bookcase and dvd holder from officeworks...and they are sweet....$99 and $69 respectively - they are a bargain.  The only problem is I went to put the bookcase together and the kickboard is damaged...get that fixed tomorrow hopefully. Okies, time for sleep. Bye for now.

	2004.10.05  13.16 I must have a problem...it's a personal problem...I don't want to say too much...but I guess I have to. I have a penis problem. Well, I must do....I keep getting emails from reputable companies offering me Viagra in new soft tabs!  (Yay, so soft tablets to make you hard...I guess they did the market research that revealed that the old hard Viagra tablets were making their customers feel uncomfortable...but yet I digress.) I also seem to have many diseases that can be cured by their medications needing "no prescription necessary".  They must feel that I am educated enough to diagnose my own illnesses and prescribe the correct course of medication to fix the problem. It seems, I have also recently enquired about taking out a mortgage - and YES I have been approved! But, I can't remember doing this...wait a minute; I'll just go order some of that experimental drug for Alzheimer’s..... Ok Back...it's on its way...should be here from Cambodia in 1-2 days. Oh crap, gotta go - another email just arrived, seems I've got another problem....I'm now in the market for a penis pump.

	2004.10.05  13.16 Happy Birthday MUM Yay, Sunday it was my Mum's Birthday and am proud to say I didn't forget this one (look in History, I was a bad boy last year). Mum through a rock'n'roll party and she had heaps of guests and gray hairs (not mum, she has none) and there were balloons and table cloths and sparkle hearts and stars and everything.  The balloons had helium in them...I don’t know if anyone made their vocal chords sound like the chipmunks...but that would have been funny. I danced with balloons alone, on stage.  My brother got really drunk.  Me, bro and uncle played pool.  I won 2 matches yay.  And my g-friend and sister danced heaps - as did mummy. Then the next day, we played putt putt golf....I came second...so my uncle won the prized SPOSMODICAL TROPHY: OF ALL SPORTING EVENTS (I won last year) and then we had tea and then we played ten pin bowling...which I came second…so my uncle won the prized SPOSMODICAL TROPHY: OF ALL SPORTING EVENTS (I won last year) .... pooo I lost both times this year.  And then mum won the second game, but didn't beat uncles first score - so didn't get trophy. Anyways, that's about all. Seeya.

	2004.09.30  22.32 TVC Here is an Ad I made...enjoy http://kramy.com/animation/dvd-on.mpg

	2004.09.27  02.10 wow So, it's been a very long time since I updated this blog. Not much more to say really. Mood: chipper

	2004.07.07  16.58 YAY! For Mushroom DAY! Today, marks the very special occasion of the very first Annual International Mushroom Day...where mushrooms are eaten, as the slogan says, "For Breakfast, Lunch and Tea". It is a great day, for everyone (except those that do not like mushrooms) and hope the Australian Government moves to make this a sacred day by creating legislation, and thus banning all meat and other vegetables sales for every year on this day - the 7th of July. My girlfriend and I had planned the following meals for consumption to mark the Mushroom Day: * Breakfast: Fried mushroom on gas B.B.Q and toast. * Lunch: Omelette with champignon's and cheese * Tea: Mushroom pie and mexican mushrooms and chilli sauce for dipping. It was going to be a grand day! However, we woke to the phone - my girlfriend was called into work, and so our plans were dashed! We did not have time to prepare the breakfast menu and so we went without mushrooms in the morning. She was meant to work till 5pm, and thus hindering our lunch plans. However, due to the power that is International Mushroom Day, she only had to work till 1pm...and so our luch menu progressed as normal. Hallelujah! Tea was prepared and was consumed with great delight and optimisum...for this is a day that should be treasured and celebrated year in and year out. Power to the Mushroom!!!! Mood: excited

	2004.06.02  19.11 Hi again! hello all